thanoblesavage:

Malcolm was a prophet.

thanoblesavage:

Malcolm was a prophet.

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

conchair:

Best with no context

conchair:

Best with no context

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

triforceofdaftzeddmau5:

cakejam:

corink:

comatose-kitty:

I literally cant fucking breathe 

IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN

YES IT S BA CK

FUCK

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

idreaminwords:

frantzfandom:

awisemanoncesaidnothing:

Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race

are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals

And his is the fastest of those slow ass animals

(18,813)

astropenguin:

First Try by Brendon Urie (age 14)

This town just wasn’t made for two
But when the streets they call my name, what can I do?
There’s a place I’d like to visit there someday

And if you decline my invitation, what can I say?
What can I say?
What can I say?

When the corner light is dimmed on the street
And all the faces looked confused on those you meet
Tell your friends that I’ll be dead when you read this
Tell them I couldn’t take the pain of loneliness
Of loneliness
Of loneliness

I am feeling low
And I’m singing in my sleep when you’re around, will you comfort me?
I’ll dream of you
And the smile that you give, to me
You give to me
You give to me

It’s the same thing everyday
Because we run out of things to say
If you’re gone and me not here
It kind of sheds a different light on the whole year
On the whole year
On the whole year

I am feeling good
And I’m singing in my sleep when you’re around, will you comfort me?
I’ll dream of you
And the smile that you give, to me
You give to me
You give to me
You give to me

kenzby:

college kids going home for break

kenzby:

college kids going home for break

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

it crowd + roy’s t-shirts in the last byte

Moss, I don’t like to be negative about it but everything you invent is worthless.